Some guy named Azriphale? I guess you're doing something about books and apparently I'm supposed to help you.

Totally aside from the fact that mine smells like mangoes and Peter's smells like foam, is there any difference between guys' shaving cream and girls' shaving cream? I'm pretty sure I look better minus the stubble.

[private to Howie]

I wanna talk.

Hey Adam, what was all that about Peter being your girl? 'Cause I don't recall you being in bed with us last night.

I guess this is better than everything else that's happened to me in the past few days. Whoever thought that turning into a guy would be the highlight of my week ( Read more... )